Self harm

[willowtigger]

is all I deserve

i did it tonight

 

[Catsmother]

Sorry to hear that @willowtigger has anything happened for you to hurt yourself?

 

[willowtigger]

My phone flagged a article up on the Daily Fail about the lifespan of cats, and according to their article Tigger will die this year  :classic_sad:

 

[willowtigger]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-13391281/scientists-tool-predicts-long-cat-live.html

Tigger's a Domestic Shorthair and she's 12 years old so that article says she will die this year

Willow's 9 so she has about 3 years left before the daily fail kills her

 

[Catsmother]

I would take no notice of the Daily Mail @willowtigger they're very doom and gloom.

 

[willowtigger]

I call them the Daily Fail

They said its scientific though, I'm scared cause of it

 

[Catsmother]

I call them the Daily Fail

They said its scientific though, I'm scared cause of it

Exactly "the daily fail" sounds right.